FIFTY REASONS WHY ITS GOOD TO HAVE
A TG HUSBAND
- A man in a dress makes a good cook.
- Dress him up in a French maidís
outfit and you have a house cleaner for the day.
- He can spot makeup smudges better
than any other guy.
- He is a lot easier to buy gifts
- He knows how to handle delicates
when he does the laundry.
- He knows how to treat a lady with
care, sensitivity, and respect.
- He knows just the right way to make
love, takes his time, and knows just what makes you tick!
- He knows to walk slow when youíre
- He loves to dress up and have long
- He loves to go shopping with you
and watch you try on clothes.
- He never complains about leaving
delicate underwear out to dry.
- He no longer expects you to get
ready for a night on the town in 15 minutes or less.
- He understands the need for
- He understands why you donít care
for spending 8 hours a day in pantyhose and high heels.
- He understands why you go through
so many pairs of stockings.
- He will not only shop with you but
pays the bill as well!
- He will understand that the best
thing a girl can have when she feels down is new clothes.
- He wonít mind waiting on you or
your girlfriends, and he wonít forget to curtsey.
- He wonít tear your lingerie when
removing it from you.
- Heíll never ask you to have a
threesome with another woman as long as he can wear the lingerie.
- Heíll NEVER object to being a
clothes dummy and wearing a dress while you hem it.
- Heís a girl friend that will stick
around, and wonít flake out on you or stab you in the back.
- Heís like having a live-in
- His new friends donít spend all day
- If he buys you clothes, you know he
sizes them right.
- If he says, ďHon, you look nice,Ē
you know he really means it.
- If he wears a skirt its easy
- If you need a slip for that new
dress you bought, he happens to have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
- If you purchase something for your
home, it will never be too feminine for him.
- If youíve ever been bi-curious you
can experiment a little.
- Satin and velvet are more snuggly
than denim and wool.
- The only time he will ever care if
you wear curlers to bed is if he has to wear the oversized rollers.
- The toilet seat will be down all
- The world needs more feminists in
- While shopping, you can test a new
shade of nail polish on him and he doesnít complain or ask to see a matching
- You always have a girlfriend to go
shopping and have lunch with!
- You can ask him how an outfit looks
and get an intelligent response.
- You can borrow his jewelry,
clothes, and makeup.
- You can double your wardrobe if
heís the same size as you!
- You can have a threesome without
adding another partner.
- You can have your own private
- You can switch off wearing the high
heels while on a long shopping spree.
- You can take him to the hair salon
with you and he will sit quietly while you both get your hair done, and he
will never complain; in fact he will thank you.
- You can take the Cosmo quizzes
- You can test a new shade of
lipstick on him.
- You have a girlfriend as well as a
boyfriend who doesnít mind waiting while you take your time shopping.
- You have a girlfriend who doesnít
- You have even more excuses to go
shopping, and he will even carry the bags.
- You know one of you will have a
tissue with you when you need it.
- You never have to worry about
cheating on you with another woman: he IS the other woman!