REAL WOMEN VERSUS CROSSDRESSERS
creative and some what warped mind of Robyn Shanor, PhD, and some editing from Sandra
Real Women put on their bras to go out to the store.
Cross dressers take them off to go out to the store.
When Real Women have a bad-hair day they head off to the
When Cross dressers have a bad-hair day they reach in the
closet for a different one.
Real Women have children and become overweight from the
Cross dressers have children and become cross dressers from
Real Women sometimes wish they had the figure of Marilyn
Cross dressers wish they had at least the figure of Dorothy
Real Women go bonkers at a shoe sale.
Cross dressers go bonkers at a catalog shoe sale. (Robyn
has never seen me at Pay Less)
Real Women have their period once a month.
Cross dressers have their period every time they can't
cross dress at least once a month.
Real Women dread having to wear 2-1/2 inch heels despite the fact that it makes them almost 3 inches taller.
dread having to take off their 3-1/2 inch heels despite the fact that it will
make them less than 6 feet tall.
Real Women have to pee sitting down whether they like it or
Cross dressers have to put the seat down to pee like a Real
Woman whether they like it or not.
Real Women sometimes wonder if life would have been better
if they'd been born male.
Cross dressers know better.
Real Women who wear tight girdles do so to hide what nature
Cross dressers who wear tight girdles do so to hide what
nature did to begin with.
Real Women go home to relax, take off their makeup, remove
their nail polish and skip shaving their legs.
Cross dressers go home to relax, put on their makeup and
nail polish and start shaving their legs.
(c) Copyright 1998 Robyn M.E. Shanor All Rights Reserved
Author permits not-for-profit distribution freely.