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REAL WOMEN VERSUS  CROSSDRESSERS

 From the creative and some what warped mind of Robyn Shanor, PhD, and some editing from Sandra

 

Real Women put on their bras to go out to the store.

Cross dressers take them off to go out to the store.

 

When Real Women have a bad-hair day they head off to the beauty shop.

When Cross dressers have a bad-hair day they reach in the closet for a different one.

 

Real Women have children and become overweight from the stress, 

Cross dressers have children and become cross dressers from the stress.

 

Real Women sometimes wish they had the figure of Marilyn Monroe.

Cross dressers wish they had at least the figure of Dorothy of Oz.

 

Real Women go bonkers at a shoe sale.

Cross dressers go bonkers at a catalog shoe sale. (Robyn has never seen me at Pay Less)

 

Real Women have their period once a month.

Cross dressers have their period every time they can't cross dress at least once a month.

 

Real Women dread having to wear 2-1/2 inch heels despite the fact that it makes them almost 3 inches taller.

 Cross dressers dread having to take off their 3-1/2 inch heels despite the fact that it will make them less than 6 feet tall.

 

Real Women have to pee sitting down whether they like it or not.

Cross dressers have to put the seat down to pee like a Real Woman whether they like it or not.

 

Real Women sometimes wonder if life would have been better if they'd been born male.

Cross dressers know better.

 

Real Women who wear tight girdles do so to hide what nature has undone.

Cross dressers who wear tight girdles do so to hide what nature did to begin with.

 

Real Women go home to relax, take off their makeup, remove their nail polish and skip shaving their legs.

Cross dressers go home to relax, put on their makeup and nail polish and start shaving their legs.

 

(c) Copyright 1998 Robyn M.E. Shanor All Rights Reserved

Author permits not-for-profit distribution freely.

 

 

 

Last modified: 12/24/13